A Letter to You

Dearest public,

Clothing. It is a necessity. Of this, Topher and I are certain - and delighted! For this federal law has enabled suburban punks like us to create something for not only the greater good, but the good of the individual (i.e. yourself, you, the person currently reading my words)...AND ourselves as an added bonus. Let me explain:

We make T-shirts. Well, not yet, but we plan to. AND WE WILL. Hand screen-printed shirts to be exact. I know, I know, try to hold up your undergarments - I'm sure the excitement is beyond overwhelming. This shit is big. Like real big.

First of all, when you order one of our shirts, you get a top-of-the-line piece of clothing. It will cover all kinds of things you're supposed to cover..and look nice! PRACTICALLY UNBEATABLE. Just imagine holding a genuine Tina and Topher tee in your hands. Unadulterated softness and uncensored happiness - all for you, the consumer.

But the goodness doesn't stop there. Because Topher and I are such awesome people, we have decided a certain percentage of the profits from each tee sold will go to charity. Which one? Yeah, we have no idea really. Probably lots. This will be figured out later. What percentage? Yeah, we don't know that either. Don't be angry with us, we'll figure it out eventually.

We also want some money. Not that we're capitalistic opportunists intent upon suckering the unknowing public into spending all their cash on t-shirts made by Chris' - we just want some way to pay for concerts and festivals and other sorts of stuff. We also actually enjoy making t-shirts, or shall enjoy it rather, for right now we only have a bevy of designs on paper and not a single tee splattered in paint.

Do not let our inexperience fool you, however. Topher and I are artistic geniuses and very tenacious individuals. We're C.L.P. squared* for Pete's sake! What do you expect?

With lukewarm regards,
Tina

*We have all the same initials. What are our names you ask? I can't tell you. The Internet is a very dangerous place. Don't you know this? HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED THIS IN SCHOOL?