Excuse t-squared. We are lazy. We created one slightly ugly, very boring t-shirt and left the public for dead. We even left the poor kids who want canines out in the cold. We're lazy stupid jerks. But you should still love us. Because we have a BOATLOAD of t-shirts. And when I say BOATLOAD you know that's not an exaggeration. So what does this mean to you? Expect t-shirts. And not just a little yellow sun you can barely see on a giant pink t-shirt I found in a closet somewhere in my house. Oh no. Not that. We WILL up the quality, the interest, the general awesomeness. So yeah. Sorry. We'll make it up to you.
It would make life really great if you guys would request t-shirts. I think customization is the way to go. We have a BOATLOAD of colors as well. So you could pick a color and a design and we could meet and figure it out and then we'd make it and you'd buy it and money would go in our little pockets and canines would go to kids and you'd look fly in a super spectacular and amazingly original t-shirt you got from two of the coolest kids ever. Happily ever after.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Puns
O puns, how I love you so. You enlighten my simple life with creative twists and turns. Just insert a pun into any mundane situation and reap the benefits. Consequences: laughter and smiles (and occasionally a facepalm). Paronomasia, you rock my world.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Weather
Just a few designs I made on Photoshop. You're going to find that I'm obsessed with graphic lines and bold shapes. So far I only have the cloud, lightning bolt, and sun, but there is more to come along the weather theme.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
A Letter to You
Dearest public,
Clothing. It is a necessity. Of this, Topher and I are certain - and delighted! For this federal law has enabled suburban punks like us to create something for not only the greater good, but the good of the individual (i.e. yourself, you, the person currently reading my words)...AND ourselves as an added bonus. Let me explain:
We make T-shirts. Well, not yet, but we plan to. AND WE WILL. Hand screen-printed shirts to be exact. I know, I know, try to hold up your undergarments - I'm sure the excitement is beyond overwhelming. This shit is big. Like real big.
First of all, when you order one of our shirts, you get a top-of-the-line piece of clothing. It will cover all kinds of things you're supposed to cover..and look nice! PRACTICALLY UNBEATABLE. Just imagine holding a genuine Tina and Topher tee in your hands. Unadulterated softness and uncensored happiness - all for you, the consumer.
But the goodness doesn't stop there. Because Topher and I are such awesome people, we have decided a certain percentage of the profits from each tee sold will go to charity. Which one? Yeah, we have no idea really. Probably lots. This will be figured out later. What percentage? Yeah, we don't know that either. Don't be angry with us, we'll figure it out eventually.
We also want some money. Not that we're capitalistic opportunists intent upon suckering the unknowing public into spending all their cash on t-shirts made by Chris' - we just want some way to pay for concerts and festivals and other sorts of stuff. We also actually enjoy making t-shirts, or shall enjoy it rather, for right now we only have a bevy of designs on paper and not a single tee splattered in paint.
Do not let our inexperience fool you, however. Topher and I are artistic geniuses and very tenacious individuals. We're C.L.P. squared* for Pete's sake! What do you expect?
With lukewarm regards,
Tina
*We have all the same initials. What are our names you ask? I can't tell you. The Internet is a very dangerous place. Don't you know this? HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED THIS IN SCHOOL?
Clothing. It is a necessity. Of this, Topher and I are certain - and delighted! For this federal law has enabled suburban punks like us to create something for not only the greater good, but the good of the individual (i.e. yourself, you, the person currently reading my words)...AND ourselves as an added bonus. Let me explain:
We make T-shirts. Well, not yet, but we plan to. AND WE WILL. Hand screen-printed shirts to be exact. I know, I know, try to hold up your undergarments - I'm sure the excitement is beyond overwhelming. This shit is big. Like real big.
First of all, when you order one of our shirts, you get a top-of-the-line piece of clothing. It will cover all kinds of things you're supposed to cover..and look nice! PRACTICALLY UNBEATABLE. Just imagine holding a genuine Tina and Topher tee in your hands. Unadulterated softness and uncensored happiness - all for you, the consumer.
But the goodness doesn't stop there. Because Topher and I are such awesome people, we have decided a certain percentage of the profits from each tee sold will go to charity. Which one? Yeah, we have no idea really. Probably lots. This will be figured out later. What percentage? Yeah, we don't know that either. Don't be angry with us, we'll figure it out eventually.
We also want some money. Not that we're capitalistic opportunists intent upon suckering the unknowing public into spending all their cash on t-shirts made by Chris' - we just want some way to pay for concerts and festivals and other sorts of stuff. We also actually enjoy making t-shirts, or shall enjoy it rather, for right now we only have a bevy of designs on paper and not a single tee splattered in paint.
Do not let our inexperience fool you, however. Topher and I are artistic geniuses and very tenacious individuals. We're C.L.P. squared* for Pete's sake! What do you expect?
With lukewarm regards,
Tina
*We have all the same initials. What are our names you ask? I can't tell you. The Internet is a very dangerous place. Don't you know this? HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED THIS IN SCHOOL?
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